George questions his sexuality when "it" moves while getting a massage from a man in "The Note."
A picture of Wayne Knight as Newman, a popular, recurring character on Seinfeld.
After getting a busboy fried, George and Kramer go to his apartment.
George, Jerry and Elaine attempt to have dinner at a chinese restaurant without reservations.
Elaine hosts a baby shower at Jerry's place and leave it to Kramer to help ruin the event.
Jerry and Elaine attempts to have a friends with benefits type relationship... and fail.
Jerry pretends to suffocate George with a pillow at the hospital.
After quitting his job, George tries to go back into work as if nothing happened.
Jerry inherits a statue that looks exactly like one George's family had before he broke it.
After hearing about an opening in his apartment building, Jerry immediately notifies Elaine.
Jerry and George break into George's girlfriend's house in order to intercept some angry voicemail messages he left her.
Jerry tries to turn his jacket inside-out to protect it from the snow, but thinks he'll look like an idiot.

Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that's really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That's true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it's probably a union thing.
George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host?
Jerry: Talk show host. That's good.
George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host".
Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
George: It's all politics.
Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
George: This could have been a huge mistake.
Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.