George questions his sexuality when "it" moves while getting a massage from a man in "The Note."
A picture of Wayne Knight as Newman, a popular, recurring character on Seinfeld.
After getting a busboy fried, George and Kramer go to his apartment.
George, Jerry and Elaine attempt to have dinner at a chinese restaurant without reservations.
Elaine hosts a baby shower at Jerry's place and leave it to Kramer to help ruin the event.
Jerry and Elaine attempts to have a friends with benefits type relationship... and fail.
Jerry pretends to suffocate George with a pillow at the hospital.
After quitting his job, George tries to go back into work as if nothing happened.
Jerry inherits a statue that looks exactly like one George's family had before he broke it.
After hearing about an opening in his apartment building, Jerry immediately notifies Elaine.
Jerry and George break into George's girlfriend's house in order to intercept some angry voicemail messages he left her.
Jerry tries to turn his jacket inside-out to protect it from the snow, but thinks he'll look like an idiot.

Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"