The Note Picture

The Note Picture

George questions his sexuality when "it" moves while getting a massage from a man in "The Note."
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Newman Picture

Newman Picture

A picture of Wayne Knight as Newman, a popular, recurring character on Seinfeld.
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The Busboy Picture

The Busboy Picture

After getting a busboy fried, George and Kramer go to his apartment.
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The Chinese Restaurant Pic

The Chinese Restaurant Pic

George, Jerry and Elaine attempt to have dinner at a chinese restaurant without reservations.
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The Baby Shower Pic

The Baby Shower Pic

Elaine hosts a baby shower at Jerry's place and leave it to Kramer to help ruin the event.
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The Deal Picture

The Deal Picture

Jerry and Elaine attempts to have a friends with benefits type relationship... and fail.
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The Heart Attack Picture

The Heart Attack Picture

Jerry pretends to suffocate George with a pillow at the hospital.
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The Revenge Pic

The Revenge Pic

After quitting his job, George tries to go back into work as if nothing happened.
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The Statue Picture

The Statue Picture

Jerry inherits a statue that looks exactly like one George's family had before he broke it.
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The Apartment Picture

The Apartment Picture

After hearing about an opening in his apartment building, Jerry immediately notifies Elaine.
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The Phone Message Pic

The Phone Message Pic

Jerry and George break into George's girlfriend's house in order to intercept some angry voicemail messages he left her.
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Inside Out Jacket

Inside Out Jacket

Jerry tries to turn his jacket inside-out to protect it from the snow, but thinks he'll look like an idiot.
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Seinfeld Quotes

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"

George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that's really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That's true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it's probably a union thing.
George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host?
Jerry: Talk show host. That's good.
George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host".
Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
George: It's all politics.
Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
George: This could have been a huge mistake.
Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.