The Suicide Picture

When Jerry's neighbor, Martin, attempts to commit suicide, his girlfriend Gina hits on Jerry.
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The Pez Dispenser Picture

A picture of Jerry holding the infamous Pez Dispenser that caused a breakup on Seinfeld.
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The Subway Picture

The Seinfeld gang all has their own individual unique adventures on "The Subway."
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The Red Dot Picture

A picture of the cashmere sweater and its infamous red dot that gets George fired in "The Red Dot."
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The Alternate Side Pic

When Jerry's car is stolen, he's forced to rent a car in "The Alternate Side."
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The Stranded Pic

Jerry gets stranded at a party with these two lovely hosts when George leaves him and Elaine at a party in "The Stranded."
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The Nose Job Picture

George thinks his girlfriend is perfect... other than her nose in the Seinfeld episode, "The Nose Job."
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The Tape Picture

Kramer helps George try a new Chinese cure for baldness in "The Tape."
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The Cafe Picture

Jerry tries to give advice to an unsuccessful restaurant owner in "The Cafe."
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The Parking Garage Picture

Only Seinfeld could make an adventure out of trying to find a car in "The Parking Garage."
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The Library Picture

A picture of young Jerry and George from a 1970s flashback in the Seinfeld episode, "The Library."
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The Dog Picture

Jerry agrees to take care of the dog of a fellow passenger when he ends up ill in "The Dog."
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Seinfeld Quotes

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car-horn honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. E-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh! This man is out of ideas. How does it? E-e-e-eeeehhhh! "I don't think she likes me." The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we? Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, okay, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like "Where to meet men?" We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Jerry

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry