The Seinfeld gang all has their own individual unique adventures on "The Subway."
A picture of the cashmere sweater and its infamous red dot that gets George fired in "The Red Dot."
When Jerry's car is stolen, he's forced to rent a car in "The Alternate Side."
Jerry gets stranded at a party with these two lovely hosts when George leaves him and Elaine at a party in "The Stranded."
George thinks his girlfriend is perfect... other than her nose in the Seinfeld episode, "The Nose Job."
Kramer helps George try a new Chinese cure for baldness in "The Tape."
Jerry tries to give advice to an unsuccessful restaurant owner in "The Cafe."
Only Seinfeld could make an adventure out of trying to find a car in "The Parking Garage."
A picture of young Jerry and George from a 1970s flashback in the Seinfeld episode, "The Library."
Jerry agrees to take care of the dog of a fellow passenger when he ends up ill in "The Dog."
Jerry compliments Jack's astronaut pen that can write upside down and it becomes a scandal in "The Pen."
Elaine is less than pleased with the noises when Kramer dates her roommate in "The Truth."

Seinfeld Quotes

George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that's really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That's true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it's probably a union thing.
George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host?
Jerry: Talk show host. That's good.
George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host".
Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
George: It's all politics.
Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
George: This could have been a huge mistake.
Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"