Jerry discovers he's dating a virgin, Marla (Jane Leeves).
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Kramer accidentally sells his opera ticket to Crazy Joe Davola, who's dressed as a clown.
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All Susan wanted from her parents' cabin were letters written by John Cheever that end up revealing an affair between him and her father.
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The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
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Jerry is forced to buy back his own watch from his Uncle Leo, who got it from the trash.
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Morty thinks his wallet was stolen at the doctor's office on Seinfeld.
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Newman drags Kramer in his troubles as he makes him a witness in his speeding ticket case.
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Jerry and George pitch NBC their idea for a sitcom about nothing. Nah, it'd never work.
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Seinfeld Quotes

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"

Kramer goes to a Fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass backwards in the money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; now that's a fantasy camp.

George