Jerry discovers he's dating a virgin, Marla (Jane Leeves).
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Kramer accidentally sells his opera ticket to Crazy Joe Davola, who's dressed as a clown.
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All Susan wanted from her parents' cabin were letters written by John Cheever that end up revealing an affair between him and her father.
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The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
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Jerry is forced to buy back his own watch from his Uncle Leo, who got it from the trash.
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Morty thinks his wallet was stolen at the doctor's office on Seinfeld.
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Newman drags Kramer in his troubles as he makes him a witness in his speeding ticket case.
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Jerry and George pitch NBC their idea for a sitcom about nothing. Nah, it'd never work.
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Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

I can't get a massage from a man.

George