Jerry discovers he's dating a virgin, Marla (Jane Leeves).
Kramer accidentally sells his opera ticket to Crazy Joe Davola, who's dressed as a clown.
All Susan wanted from her parents' cabin were letters written by John Cheever that end up revealing an affair between him and her father.
The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
Jerry is forced to buy back his own watch from his Uncle Leo, who got it from the trash.
Morty thinks his wallet was stolen at the doctor's office on Seinfeld.
Newman drags Kramer in his troubles as he makes him a witness in his speeding ticket case.
Jerry and George pitch NBC their idea for a sitcom about nothing. Nah, it'd never work.

Seinfeld Quotes

I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!


Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.