George: Why don't they have salsa on the table? Jerry: What do you need salsa for? George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America. Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?" George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!" Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"
Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly. Jerry: Svengali. Elaine: What did I say? Jerry: Svenjolly. Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly. Jerry: George? George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger) Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly. Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.