The Seinfeld gang attempts to see a movie together andkeeps missing each other.
Jerry's model girlfriend thinks she saw him pick his nose in "The Pick." You be the judge.
A picture from the Seinfeld episode, "The Airport," of Jerry and Elaine.
The Seinfeld gang all agrees to a contest to see who can go the longest without masturbating.
Jerry discovers he's dating a virgin, Marla (Jane Leeves).
Kramer accidentally sells his opera ticket to Crazy Joe Davola, who's dressed as a clown.
All Susan wanted from her parents' cabin were letters written by John Cheever that end up revealing an affair between him and her father.
The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
Jerry is forced to buy back his own watch from his Uncle Leo, who got it from the trash.
Morty thinks his wallet was stolen at the doctor's office on Seinfeld.
Newman drags Kramer in his troubles as he makes him a witness in his speeding ticket case.
Jerry and George pitch NBC their idea for a sitcom about nothing. Nah, it'd never work.

Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"