The Movie Picture

The Movie Picture

The Seinfeld gang attempts to see a movie together andkeeps missing each other.
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The Pick picture

The Pick picture

Jerry's model girlfriend thinks she saw him pick his nose in "The Pick." You be the judge.
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The Airport Picture

The Airport Picture

A picture from the Seinfeld episode, "The Airport," of Jerry and Elaine.
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The Contest Picture

The Contest Picture

The Seinfeld gang all agrees to a contest to see who can go the longest without masturbating.
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The Virgin Picture

The Virgin Picture

Jerry discovers he's dating a virgin, Marla (Jane Leeves).
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The Opera Picture

The Opera Picture

Kramer accidentally sells his opera ticket to Crazy Joe Davola, who's dressed as a clown.
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The Cheever Letters Picture

The Cheever Letters Picture

All Susan wanted from her parents' cabin were letters written by John Cheever that end up revealing an affair between him and her father.
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The Bubble Boy Picture

The Bubble Boy Picture

The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
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The Watch Picture

The Watch Picture

Jerry is forced to buy back his own watch from his Uncle Leo, who got it from the trash.
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The Wallet Picture

The Wallet Picture

Morty thinks his wallet was stolen at the doctor's office on Seinfeld.
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The Ticket Picture

The Ticket Picture

Newman drags Kramer in his troubles as he makes him a witness in his speeding ticket case.
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The Pitch Picture

The Pitch Picture

Jerry and George pitch NBC their idea for a sitcom about nothing. Nah, it'd never work.
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Seinfeld Quotes

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"

George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that's really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That's true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it's probably a union thing.
George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host?
Jerry: Talk show host. That's good.
George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host".
Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
George: It's all politics.
Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
George: This could have been a huge mistake.
Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.