The Seinfeld gang attempts to see a movie together andkeeps missing each other.
Jerry's model girlfriend thinks she saw him pick his nose in "The Pick." You be the judge.
A picture from the Seinfeld episode, "The Airport," of Jerry and Elaine.
The Seinfeld gang all agrees to a contest to see who can go the longest without masturbating.
Jerry discovers he's dating a virgin, Marla (Jane Leeves).
Kramer accidentally sells his opera ticket to Crazy Joe Davola, who's dressed as a clown.
All Susan wanted from her parents' cabin were letters written by John Cheever that end up revealing an affair between him and her father.
The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
Jerry is forced to buy back his own watch from his Uncle Leo, who got it from the trash.
Morty thinks his wallet was stolen at the doctor's office on Seinfeld.
Newman drags Kramer in his troubles as he makes him a witness in his speeding ticket case.
Jerry and George pitch NBC their idea for a sitcom about nothing. Nah, it'd never work.

Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that's really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That's true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it's probably a union thing.
George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host?
Jerry: Talk show host. That's good.
George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host".
Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
George: It's all politics.
Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
George: This could have been a huge mistake.
Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.