The Movie Picture

The Movie Picture

The Seinfeld gang attempts to see a movie together andkeeps missing each other.
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The Pick picture

The Pick picture

Jerry's model girlfriend thinks she saw him pick his nose in "The Pick." You be the judge.
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The Airport Picture

The Airport Picture

A picture from the Seinfeld episode, "The Airport," of Jerry and Elaine.
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The Contest Picture

The Contest Picture

The Seinfeld gang all agrees to a contest to see who can go the longest without masturbating.
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The Virgin Picture

The Virgin Picture

Jerry discovers he's dating a virgin, Marla (Jane Leeves).
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The Opera Picture

The Opera Picture

Kramer accidentally sells his opera ticket to Crazy Joe Davola, who's dressed as a clown.
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The Cheever Letters Picture

The Cheever Letters Picture

All Susan wanted from her parents' cabin were letters written by John Cheever that end up revealing an affair between him and her father.
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The Bubble Boy Picture

The Bubble Boy Picture

The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
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The Watch Picture

The Watch Picture

Jerry is forced to buy back his own watch from his Uncle Leo, who got it from the trash.
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The Wallet Picture

The Wallet Picture

Morty thinks his wallet was stolen at the doctor's office on Seinfeld.
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The Ticket Picture

The Ticket Picture

Newman drags Kramer in his troubles as he makes him a witness in his speeding ticket case.
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The Pitch Picture

The Pitch Picture

Jerry and George pitch NBC their idea for a sitcom about nothing. Nah, it'd never work.
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Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

Old Lady: What's bothering you? Is it my goiter?
Elaine: Goiter? What goiter?
Old Lady: This football shaped growth jutting out of my neck!
Elaine: Oh, noit's distinctive; as a matter of fact I wish I had one!