My Sex Buddy Pic

My Sex Buddy Pic

J.D. and Elliot end up becoming sex buddies when they temporarily live with each other.
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Tasty Comma Wife

Tasty Comma Wife

Amy Smart guest stars on Scrubs as Tasty Coma Wife (T.C.W.) or Jamie as her parents call her.
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Sarah Lancaster on Scrubs

Sarah Lancaster on Scrubs

Sarah Lancaster guest stars as the shop gift girl who J.D. asks out on Scrubs.
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J.D. and David Copperfield

J.D. and David Copperfield

J.D. meets David Copperfield in a bar and defines it as one of the best moments in his life.
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My Fruit Cups Pic

My Fruit Cups Pic

Carla discovers that Turk and J.D. have been stealing fruit cups from the hospital.
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Heather Locklear on Scrubs

Heather Locklear on Scrubs

Heather Locklear guest stars on Scrubs as Julie Keaton, a hot pharmaceutical sales rep.
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My Big Brother Pic

My Big Brother Pic

J.D.'s brother, Dan (Tom Cavanaugh) comes to visit from out of town.
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My New Coat Pic

My New Coat Pic

J.D. wears his shiny new white coat out to the bar with Turk and Carla.
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My Big Mouth Pic

My Big Mouth Pic

Turk finds himself in an ethical dilemma when Dr. Kelso picks him over a female surgeon to spend a weekend in Mexico.
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My Case Study Pic

My Case Study Pic

Dr. Kelso challenges the residents by offering a trip to Reno as an award in "My Case Study."
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Residents on the Night Shift

Residents on the Night Shift

As residents, Turk, J.D. and Elliot take the night shift but they won't have Dr. Cox to help them.
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Everyone hates J.D.

Everyone hates J.D.

J.D. is doing so well with his friends after sleeping with Dr. Cox's ex-wife.
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Scrubs Quotes

Turk: With Marbury, I really believe New York has a shot at the title, man.
J.D.: Yeah, me too.
Turk: Which sport are we talking about?
J.D.: I wanna say tennis...

J.D.: Hey, I heard a great joke. A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." And the dentist says, "Well, if you think you're a moth, why are you at a dentist's office?"
J.D.'s narration: Oh, no, I forgot the punchline... You can't bail out now! Stall! Stall!
J.D.: ...So the moth says "That's a good question. What kind of dentist are you?" And the dentist says, "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I...I do dabble in orthodontry - braces and such." And... and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that."
J.D.'s narration: "The light was on"!
J.D.: "But! To answer your original question, which was, if I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office? The answer is, Because the light was on!" The light! The light, James. Moths love light. So, James, other than your funny bone being broken, what seems to be the problem?