Sacred Heart Group Photo

Sacred Heart Group Photo

Carla spends the episode of "My Missed Perception" gather the whole Sacred Heart hospital staff for a group photo.
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Cheryl Hines on Scrubs

Cheryl Hines on Scrubs

Cheryl Hines guest starred on Scrubs as Cox's born again Christian sister, Paige Cox.
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J.D. and Female Turk

J.D. and Female Turk

J.D. and scary female version of Turk play some XBox during "My Jiggly Ball."
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J.D.'s Triathlon

J.D.'s Triathlon

Elliot has to carry J.D. as he fails to complete a triathlon on his own.
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One Doctor, Two Heads

One Doctor, Two Heads

J.D. and Turk rock out a single body on this episode of Scrubs.
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My Intern's Eye Picture

My Intern's Eye Picture

J.D. definitely has a difficult time adjusting to being an attending physician.
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J.D. and Turk Grow Apart

J.D. and Turk Grow Apart

J.D. and Turk grow apart as J.D. decides to start living life on his own.
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My Drive-By Picture

My Drive-By Picture

J.D. takes Kelso's new motorized wheelchair for a spin.
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Josh Randall on Scrubs

Josh Randall on Scrubs

Josh Randall guest stars on Scrubs as Jake, a potential love interest for Elliot.
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The Janitor's New Uniform

The Janitor's New Uniform

The Janitor gets unexpected reactions when he wears a new uniform.
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J.D. and Carla Kiss

J.D. and Carla Kiss

While J.D. and Carla get drunk while he tries to help her and Turk work out problems, they kiss. Woh!
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Kelso Bedside

Kelso Bedside

Dr. Kelso tries to show Cox what proper bedside manners are for a Doctor when he leads by example.
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Scrubs Quotes

Dr. Kelso: Son, have you used drugs in the last 48 hours?
Patient: Oh no sir. Never use drugs.
Dr. Kelso: Because this shot you're about to get could kill you if it's mixed with narcotics.
Patient: Oh drugs! Yes sir, all the time!
Dr. Kelso: See? Waiting for the tox-screen, six hours. Frightening the bejeebies out of the local riff-raff, 10 seconds.

J.D.: Hey, I heard a great joke. A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." And the dentist says, "Well, if you think you're a moth, why are you at a dentist's office?"
J.D.'s narration: Oh, no, I forgot the punchline... You can't bail out now! Stall! Stall!
J.D.: ...So the moth says "That's a good question. What kind of dentist are you?" And the dentist says, "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I...I do dabble in orthodontry - braces and such." And... and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that."
J.D.'s narration: "The light was on"!
J.D.: "But! To answer your original question, which was, if I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office? The answer is, Because the light was on!" The light! The light, James. Moths love light. So, James, other than your funny bone being broken, what seems to be the problem?