Dan is Back Again

Dan is Back Again

Tom Cavanagh returns yet again as J.D.'s brother, Dan, on Scrubs.
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Frat Party Flashback

Frat Party Flashback

In a flashback to an old frat party at college, J.D. wears black face paint while Turk wears white.
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No Wine for You

No Wine for You

Turk does his best to deny Carla wine when he discovers she's pregnant before she does.
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Maria Menounos on Scrubs

Maria Menounos on Scrubs

The beautiful Maria Menounos guest stars on Scrubs as Tamara, a girl only interested in J.D. for his hair.
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Infertile Couple

Infertile Couple

After being unable to conceive, Carla, already on fertility medicine herself, questions Turk's fertility.
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Dave Foley on Scrubs

Dave Foley on Scrubs

Dave Foley guest stars as Dr. Hedrick on Scrubs as he annoys a grieving Cox and J.D.
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Goodbye Mrs. Wilk

Goodbye Mrs. Wilk

The hospital says goodbye to one of their favorite patients, Mrs. Wilk.
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Elliot and Keith

Elliot and Keith

Elliot choose Keith, J.D.'s intern and nemesis, has her partner for bootycalls.
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Jay Kenneth Johnson on Scrubs

Jay Kenneth Johnson on Scrubs

All of Sacred Heart crushes on the new gynecologist, Dr. Matthews, played by Jay Kenneth Johnson.
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Mandy Moore on Scrubs

Mandy Moore on Scrubs

Mandy Moore begins her multi-episode arc as Julie Quinn, a love interest for J.D. on Scrubs.
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Jason Bateman on Scrubs

Jason Bateman on Scrubs

Jason Bateman guest stars as a crazy patient, Mr. Sutton on Scrubs.
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Elliot the Endocrinologist

Elliot the Endocrinologist

Elliot tries to convince people she's an expert in endocrinology after her brief fellowship.
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Scrubs Quotes

And bam!! The shines off the apple. And thats when you find out that that pretty little girl you married isn't a pretty little girl at all. No, she's a man eater. And I'm not talking about the "whoa here she comes" kind of man eater, I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dish towel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be stuck inside the sink. But of course, I may have tormented her from time to time, but honest to God that's what I thought marriage was all about, so much so that by the end of that relationship, I honestly don't know who I hated more...her or me. I used to sit around and wonder why our friends weren't trying to destroy each other like we were. And there it turns out the answer's pretty simple. They weren't unhappy, we were

Dr. Cox

J.D.: Hey, I heard a great joke. A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." And the dentist says, "Well, if you think you're a moth, why are you at a dentist's office?"
J.D.'s narration: Oh, no, I forgot the punchline... You can't bail out now! Stall! Stall!
J.D.: ...So the moth says "That's a good question. What kind of dentist are you?" And the dentist says, "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I...I do dabble in orthodontry - braces and such." And... and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that."
J.D.'s narration: "The light was on"!
J.D.: "But! To answer your original question, which was, if I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office? The answer is, Because the light was on!" The light! The light, James. Moths love light. So, James, other than your funny bone being broken, what seems to be the problem?