The Todd goes full on creepy as he now participates in swinging couples... without bringing another half himself.
Elliot tricks J.D. into the on call room by making out with him and dragging him there to talk with Turk.
When Turk and J.D. are a little upset with each other, Elliot and Carla trick them into going into the on-call room to talk.
In order to get the Janitor to agree to support him, Turk had to agree to wear a goofy Chief hat. Turk wears it well.
In one of the most unlikely couples in the Scrubs universe, Sean (Scott Foley) and Kim (Elizabeth Banks) end up dating after they're introduced by Elliot.
Elliot bonds with J.D.'s ex, Kim (Elizabeth Banks) now that they can compare sex with two men they've both slept with: Sean and J.D.
J.D. and Elliot sit down for a nice awkward conversation with their exes, Sean (Scott Foley) and Kim (Elizabeth Banks).
Sean (Scott Foley) and Kim (Elizabeth Banks) are Elliot and J.D.'s exes, respectively, yet somehow they ended up together. How awkward!
The brain trust has a meeting, Island style, in order to work out the Janitor's problems. When Ted puts ranch on his face instead of sunscreen, the Todd goes in with a carrot stick.
Turk swears he sees a mermaid when this woman enters the ocean even though you can clearly see she's a human.
Cox and Jordan hop into the pool after they actually admit they love each other and decide to get over their childish games. We love this scary couple.
When Kelso convinces Ted to live a little and go out in the sun, he literally gets a sunburn in less than a minute. The ever kind Kelso shaves his arm right afterwards.

Scrubs Quotes

J.D.: Hey, I heard a great joke. A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." And the dentist says, "Well, if you think you're a moth, why are you at a dentist's office?"
J.D.'s narration: Oh, no, I forgot the punchline... You can't bail out now! Stall! Stall!
J.D.: ...So the moth says "That's a good question. What kind of dentist are you?" And the dentist says, "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I...I do dabble in orthodontry - braces and such." And... and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that."
J.D.'s narration: "The light was on"!
J.D.: "But! To answer your original question, which was, if I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office? The answer is, Because the light was on!" The light! The light, James. Moths love light. So, James, other than your funny bone being broken, what seems to be the problem?

J.D. [to Cox]: you won't admit this, but you're in love with Carla.
Carla: No, he's not.
Dr. Cox: Actually, I am.
Carla: You're starting again.
J.D.: And Carla, you're mad that Turk didn't trust you enough to tell you.
Turk: See? Trust, woman, trust!
J.D.: Whatever. The point is that Turk is sorry.
Turk: Not anymore!
Carla: I can't believe you thought he was a threat.
Dr. Cox: I'm a threat!
Carla: You're not in love with me, you idealize me.
J.D.: Can we just try and stay focused...
Turk: You're mad 'cause I'm scared of losing you?
Carla: Yes, because we're stronger than that!
Dr. Cox: Apparently not!