Jughead: What, did you miss me? Bret: You’ve got to be kidding me?! Mr. DuPont: Mr. Jones, we all thought you were… Jughead: That I was dead?! Yeah, for a minute there I thought I was too. Betty: Yeah. Jughead: Hey, what’s that often-used Mark Twain quote? “Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” Joan: What is happening right now? Betty: It is called getting your comeuppance, Joan.