Gibbs and Tony in a photo from "The Tell," the March 20, 2012 episode of NCIS.
Actors Michael Weatherly and Sean Astin in a promotional photo from the March 20, 2012 episode of NCIS, "The Tell."
Gibbs rocks the suit like a champ in the March 20, 2012 episode of NCIS, "The Tell."
Gibbs and Ryan in the March 20, 2012 episode of NCIS, "The Tell." Jamie Lee Curtis reprises her memorable guest role.
Abs and Abs. Abby and Palmer's six pack, that is.
Tony and Ziva on NCIS. Great couple of characters.
Vance lurks on NCIS.
Abby and Gibbs talk about some things.

NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.