Looks like Tony runs into some trouble the border in the May 11, 2010 episode of NCIS. Hopefully he makes it out of the "Borderland" unscathed.
Ziva and Tony interview a woman who may or may not have had an affair with Jesse James. Sorry, we had to go there.
Ziva David in "Borderland." She's used to conflicts and fighting along international lines, but nothing like this.
Tony and Ziva run into some issues at the border in the May 11, 2010 episode of NCIS. What will they find in the "Borderland" is unclear (besides trouble, that is).
Tony and Ziva at the border in the May 11, 2010 episode of NCIS. What will they find in the "Borderland" is unclear.
Gibbs interviews a witness in "Borderland." What will the May 11, 2010 episode hold for our hero?
Hunks ... and hams. But those two things go hand in hand when these guys collide.
This lucky lady has the good fortune (misfortune) of meeting Tony DiNozzo for the first time. What will this introduction lead to?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon) in the May 4, 2010 episode of NCIS, "Obsession." What will the team uncover this week?
They frequently come together, those two things. Very bad news for criminals.
No, that's not his signature scent. It's what the May 4, 2010 episode of NCIS involves!
McGee and Tony investigate the case... most likely while goofing around. You gotta love these NCIS agents.

NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

Palmer: I take it you heard?
Gibbs: Mmm hmm.
Palmer: Yeah, she saw the baby and just....I guess she felt the same way we felt when we first saw him. Can't fault her for that, right?
Gibbs: You should go home.
Palmer: I will. Yeah Breena and I, we just wanted to get all this stuff out of the house. You know, we wanted to give it back as soon as possible.
Gibbs: We.
Palmer: Me. She's hurting too, but she is so much stronger. She's ready to try again. And me - I feel like I can't breathe. I never felt this bad in my life, Gibbs.
Gibbs: Well, just wait until it's 3:00 in the morning, and your kid's running 104. You're just getting started.
Palmer: That's the point. I'm not starting, you know? Maybe I never will.
Gibbs: Well then fight for it, Palmer! That's what you do. You fight for your family. And sometimes, you fight like hell just to have one.
Palmer: You want me to fight, I feel like I just went ten rounds with Joe Louis.
Gibbs: Do you want to be a dad, Palmer? Because right now, this is being a dad.
Palmer: Maybe I'm not ready.
Gibbs: You wouldn't feel the way you feel, right now, if you weren't ready.