Phil Takes Away Christmas

Phil Takes Away Christmas

When they discover a cigarette burn in the couch and none of the kids admit to it, Phil takes away Christmas.
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The Dunphys

The Dunphys

Phil Dunphy is the luckiest dad on television. His wife, Claire, is downright gorgeous.
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Fred Willard on Mondern Family

Fred Willard on Mondern Family

We can't think of a more ideal guest-starring role: Fred Willard appears on Modern Family as Phil's father.
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Manny to the Rescue

Manny to the Rescue

Manny swings in to action and comes in for the rescue during Luke's birthday gone disaster.
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Jay, Luke and Crossbow

Jay, Luke and Crossbow

Like any good grandfather, Jay shows Luke how to play with a crossbow on his birthday.
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Luke at the Hospital

Luke at the Hospital

Poor Luke ends up at the hospital with his hand in a bandage on his birthday.
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Cameron as Fizbo

Cameron as Fizbo

Cameron dresses up as a clown named Fizbo for Luke's birthday in the Modern Family episode appropriately entitled "Fizbo."
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Fizbo Brings the Cake

Fizbo Brings the Cake

Cameron dresses up as a clown, Fizbo, and delivers poor Luke his birthday cake at the hospital.
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Phil Looks Surprised

Phil Looks Surprised

Phil looks downright shocked when he opens the door to find Izzy LaFontaine (Edward Norton) of Spandau Ballet, a band and star he's never heard of outside his door.
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Phil and Luke Sell

Phil and Luke Sell

Father and son real estate agents, Phil and Luke work an open house together. Well technically Luke is a kid and not licensed, but you get the idea.
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Mitchell and Claire Bond

Mitchell and Claire Bond

A little bit of brother and sister bonding as Mitchell and Claire discuss their old team figuring skating days.
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The Family Watches

The Family Watches

The whole family comes out after Manny wins the fencing tournament to watch Claire and Mitchell perform their old figuring skating routine in the parking lot.
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Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me