Ah, this is the life. Phil may never return home again after a day at the spa.
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Phil and Claire get into a big fight on the episode "Regrets Only." The former just doesn't know why.
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Matt Dillon shows up on Modern Family this week. He plays the ex-boyfriend of Claire, and current boyfriend of Claire's mother.
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This might be sexy. If Phil was actually seducing his wife with his hot, naked body.
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Cameron doesn't seem to be enjoying this hug, does he? The scene is from the 2/9/11 episode of Modern Family.
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Claire and Phil return to their role playing games on Valentine's Day. Look at how smooth the latter is here.
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There's not much to say about this photo from Modern Family. It's a shot of Phil, in the buff.
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Nathan Lane is seen here on Modern Family. He plays Cam and Mitchell's pal, Pepper.
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Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

Cameron: If I wasn't in school or fishing, I was clowning. There are four types of clowns: a tramp, Auguste, a whiteface, and a character. I am a classically trained Auguste clown named Fizbo.
Mitchell: Between the clowning and the fishing, I'm surprised you had time for the schooling. Aww, there's the fifth type, the sad clown.
Cameron: A sad clown is a tramp.. so there's still only four types.