Gloria dons her costume for Halloween on Modern Family. "Open House of Horrors" is the fifth episode of the show's fourth season.
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Phil won't accept it when Luke says he wants to quit performing magic on Modern Family. "The Butler's Escape" is the fourth episode of the show's fourth season.
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Phil and Claire talk about the size of their family on Modern Family. "Snip" is the third episode of the show's fourth season.
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Jay and Gloria attend parenting classes to prepare for the new baby on Modern Family. "Schooled" is the second episode of the show's fourth season.
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Jay, you might wanna sit down for this. Gloria has a surprise to share.
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Nathan Lane cracks us up as Pepper on Modern Family. He's a close friend of Cameron's.
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Phil hugs his oldest daughter Haley on this episode of Modern Family.
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Jay helps Lily get ready for her dance recital on the season finale of Modern Family. "Baby on Board" is the 24th episode of the show's third season.
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Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

[Singing] You are not the man you used to be. You get up four times at night to pee. Ba da dum da dum tat ta ta ta. You're super duper old now.

Phil