Phil's Wires Get Crossed

Phil's Wires Get Crossed

When Phil invites a bulldog alum that he's just met over for a guy's night, their wires get crossed. Mathew Broderick guest stars on Modern Family. "Mistery Date" is the eighth episode of the show's fourth season.
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Haley Is Arrested

Haley Is Arrested

Can Haley talk her way out of an underage drinking arrest on Modern Family? "Arrested" is the seventh episode of the show's fourth season.
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Phil Decides What to Buy

Phil Decides What to Buy

Phil can't decide what to buy and what to sell at the Pritchett family yard sale on Modern Family. "Yard Sale" is the sixth episode of the show's fourth season.
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Gloria Dons Her Costume

Gloria Dons Her Costume

Gloria dons her costume for Halloween on Modern Family. "Open House of Horrors" is the fifth episode of the show's fourth season.
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Phil Pushes for Magic

Phil Pushes for Magic

Phil won't accept it when Luke says he wants to quit performing magic on Modern Family. "The Butler's Escape" is the fourth episode of the show's fourth season.
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The Dunphys Contemplate More Family

The Dunphys Contemplate More Family

Phil and Claire talk about the size of their family on Modern Family. "Snip" is the third episode of the show's fourth season.
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Parenting Classes

Parenting Classes

Jay and Gloria attend parenting classes to prepare for the new baby on Modern Family. "Schooled" is the second episode of the show's fourth season.
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A Shock for Jay

A Shock for Jay

Jay, you might wanna sit down for this. Gloria has a surprise to share.
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Nathan Lane as Pepper

Nathan Lane as Pepper

Nathan Lane cracks us up as Pepper on Modern Family. He's a close friend of Cameron's.
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Phil Hugs Haley

Phil Hugs Haley

Phil hugs his oldest daughter Haley on this episode of Modern Family.
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Jay Helps Lily

Jay Helps Lily

Jay helps Lily get ready for her dance recital on the season finale of Modern Family. "Baby on Board" is the 24th episode of the show's third season.
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Luke & Manny Argue

Luke & Manny Argue

Luke & Manny argue over Luke's award on Modern Family. "Tableau Vivant" is the 23rd episode of the show's third season.
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Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me