Gloria dons her costume for Halloween on Modern Family. "Open House of Horrors" is the fifth episode of the show's fourth season.
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Phil won't accept it when Luke says he wants to quit performing magic on Modern Family. "The Butler's Escape" is the fourth episode of the show's fourth season.
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Phil and Claire talk about the size of their family on Modern Family. "Snip" is the third episode of the show's fourth season.
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Jay and Gloria attend parenting classes to prepare for the new baby on Modern Family. "Schooled" is the second episode of the show's fourth season.
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Jay, you might wanna sit down for this. Gloria has a surprise to share.
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Nathan Lane cracks us up as Pepper on Modern Family. He's a close friend of Cameron's.
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Phil hugs his oldest daughter Haley on this episode of Modern Family.
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Jay helps Lily get ready for her dance recital on the season finale of Modern Family. "Baby on Board" is the 24th episode of the show's third season.
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Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke