Claire: Oh, how cute. You tried to scare me for Halloween Phil: How in the world did that not frighten you? Some of this is my actual blood! I knicked myself putting it on. Claire: Sweetie, you don't know the first thing about scaring people. It's all about plausibility. And you were awfully casual for a guy that just got an ax in the chest. You know, if you really wanted to scare me, you should have waited until I opened the closet and found you hanging by a necktie. Phil: Excuse me! I killed myself?! Claire: Yeah, totally plausible. I mean, you've been so happy all these years, the other shoe is bound to drop, right?