Lucifer: Anyway, point is feelings and humans suck. So. At least we have each other. Maze: I'm always going to be the consolation prize for you. You only care about me when you don't have Chloe. Lucifer: Maze, now hold on, that's... Maze [tears streaming down her face]: NO! No one puts me first, least of all you! None of you deserve me.
Charlotte: You have to hear how crazy it really was. He said Lucifer is his brother. Which I guess is possible if one of them were adopted or raised with a different accent. Then he said I was his step-mom. But he's a grown man! His father would have to be ancient. Linda [laughs weirdly]: Right! Charlotte: As if I would go running around marrying old men and then forgetting all about it. Would I?