Louie

Mondays 10:30 PM on FX
Louie
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Louie Quotes

Like I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson. I don't know her. I never met her or saw her in person. But I just know. Come on. I just know that would be the greatest thing to ever happen to me. And the worst thing to ever happen to her. I don't even jerk off to her - that's how much I like her.

Louie

They're all the same. They're all made from the same Asian suffering. There's no difference

Louie [on getting the best machine]