Vanessa: Wait! Where do you think you're going? Mike: I go to work, make money, you buy flowers. Vanessa: No, no wait! You can't leave my mother is going to be here any second. Mike: Why didn't you say so? I will get my announcement trumpet and blow it right here in the foyer. Vanessa: I need you to be my buffer. You know how my mother is. Mike: I know you want me to say something bad about your mom. But honey, I literally like six people in the world and your mom is one of them.
Boyd: I'm stupid. Kyle: Don't say that. Math was hard for me too, and nobody thinks that I am stupid. Boyd: I try, but I just can't do it. Kyle: You're a Baxter. You can do anything, even Vin Diesel impressions! Mandy: Maybe we can help you. Boyd: How am I supposed to remember tangent equals opposite over adjacent? Kyle: What I used to do was come up with fun ways to remember things. So, if tangent equals opposite over adjacent, then T equals O over A, so TOA. Just remember tickle ostriches always. Mandy: This is known as a moronic device.