Pauly D at the t-shirt store he will be working at for the summer on MTV's Jersey Shore. This show is hilarious.
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Pauly D rides into the Jersey Shore ... and into the record books for all-time most absurd reality TV character.
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Jersey Shore is MTV's newest hit show. Or its only hit show, let's be honest.
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Jersey Shore Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

It's like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.

Snooki