Ronnie and Sammi kiss on Jersey Shore. Such a magical moment.
Vinny and Snooki in a promotional photo for Jersey Shore. Couple of hotties right here ... well, maybe one.
The Situation from Jersey Shore is seen here in all his shirtless glory. What a great reality star.
The Situation and Pauly D were not expecting this one. Angelina is back and wants to bunk with them!
This is The Situation. He's the most famous of the Jersey Shore cast. Some might also say the most annoying.
Mike and Snooki from Jersey Shore. What a hot couple ... or something.
Ronnie and Sam get into an argument again on Jersey Shore. That's what they do.
Ronnie gets arrested after popping some clown. Wow.

Jersey Shore Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

[wasted] I don't need you. I don't NEED you.