This is going to require an intervention ...
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Ted and Zoey in the May 2, 2011 episode of HIMYM. We don't even wanna know ...
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A picture of Barney with his father, Jerome (played by John Lithgow), from a scene from the How I Met Your Mother episode, "Hopeless."
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It's open, baby. It's ALWAYS open.
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A promotional photo of Lily from HIMYM. She looks ... amazing.
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Barney has a lot to go over with his father. Like what a basketball hoop is, for example.
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Barney meets his father and his father's wife on the 3/21/11 episode of How I Met Your Mother. They are played by John Lithgow and Nancy Travis, respectively.
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How is that heart Marshall? We can't blame him for getting it checked out.
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HIMYM Quotes

Ted [to Stella in his dream encounter]: You picked the wrong guy.
Stella: Ted?
Ted: You picked the wrong guy. You made a really, really, really bad choice. What were you thinking? That guy? Are you kidding me? Have you learned nothing in the last eight years? You're just gonna regret this. You know that, right? You are going to regret this, and now there is nothing you can do about it because it's too late. All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy, disappointing life that will never be nearly as happy as the one you could have had with me. Good-bye.
Stella: Ted, wait.
Ted: Look, Stella, I am not here to win you back. I am here because I need to know that you know you made the biggest mistake of your life.
Stella: I know

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Barney