House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite. Jill: Like a tapeworm or something? House: Lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down. Jill: Can you do anything about it? House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states. Jill: Illegal? House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites... Jill: Playdates... House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.
You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.