Lorelai: Mom, you signed us up for a couple's massage. Emily: So? Lorelai: A couple's massage is for a couple not a couple of people. Emily: It's more efficient this way. We'll both be finished at the same time. Lorelai: Mom, do you know what most people who get these massages do about five minutes after it's over? They have sex, together, probably while wearing their robes.