The Wealthy Heiress - Family Guy

The Wealthy Heiress - Family Guy

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of an older, wealthy heiress on "Con Heiress" of Family Guy.
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Winter Games - Family Guy

Winter Games - Family Guy

The Griffin family competes for the US Olympic Winter games on Family Guy "The Griffin Winter Games."
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A Better Life - Family Guy

A Better Life - Family Guy

After she saves his life, Stewie tries to create a better life for Meg on Family Guy, "Stand By Meg."
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Lois' Father - Family Guy

Lois' Father - Family Guy

Carter Pewterschmidt, Lois' father comes to visit and has an accident on the Family Guy episode, "Regarding Carter."
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The Shrinking Machine

The Shrinking Machine

When Brian teases Stewie about being small, he creates a shrinking machine and shrinks them both on Family Guy.
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Stewie Makes a Friend - Family Guy

Stewie Makes a Friend - Family Guy

Stewie finally makes a friend his own age on Family Guy but is later devastated to discover he isn't invited to his birthday party.
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Letting Himself Go - Family Guy

Letting Himself Go - Family Guy

Brian lets himself go when he marriage doesn't turn out the way he had planned on The Simpsons. "Dead Dog Walking" is the second episode of the show's 17th season.
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Brian Fall in Love - Family Guy

Brian Fall in Love - Family Guy

Brian falls in love with a woman who has cancer on Family Guy. "Married With Cancer" is the first episode of the show's 17th season.
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Peter's In a Coma - Family Guy

Peter's In a Coma - Family Guy

Peter falls into a coma and starts asking God questions Famiy Guy's "Are You There God? It's Me, Peter."
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The Golden Penis - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

The Golden Penis - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

Quagmire receives the greatest gift of all from his father -- his penis.
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The Boat - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

The Boat - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

Peter tries to get the boat into the lake but it's providing a huge problem.
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Ventriloquist Quagmire - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

Ventriloquist Quagmire - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

Quagmire tries to find a new hobby since he no longer has his penis.
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Family Guy Quotes

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley