Laura Ridley: I read your book. My dear friend, the Pulitzer-Prize-winning critic, Michiko Kakutani, she slipped me her advanced copy. And I must say I'm offended. Not only by your subpar writing but by your slanderous portrayal of me. So I have filed a lawsuit. Liam: It's fiction, Mom. Laura Ridley: The book will never see the light of day, and I will tie up your little vagina power company with so many lawsuits that you will never sign another author again. Fallon: Are you really that sad? Laura Ridley: What's sad is this little folly. So I will give you a choice. I will give up the lawsuit if you give up my son.