Paul Young Pic

Paul Young Pic

Spoiler warning: Paul Young will get shot on Desperate Housewives. But who will pull the trigger?
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Paul Young Photo

Paul Young Photo

Spoiler warning: Paul Young will get shot on Desperate Housewives. But who will pull the trigger?
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A Special Dinner

A Special Dinner

Keith has special plans for Bree on the 12/5/10 episode of Desperate Housewives. Are we looking at a proposal?
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Thanksgiving with Bree

Thanksgiving with Bree

It's Thanksgiving at Bree's house. As you might expect, the meal goes a bit awkwardly.
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Keith's Parents

Keith's Parents

Nancy Travis and John Schneider play Keith's parents on Desperate Housewives. They are seen here at Thanksgiving dinner.
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Playing Hosts

Playing Hosts

Gaby and Carlos look like the mode couple here, don't they? They host a bountiful feast on the show's Thanksgiving episode.
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A Humiliating Business Scene

A Humiliating Business Scene

Renee makes Lynette an offer on the episode "A Humiliating Business." The former has been a great addition to the show.
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Lint Brush

Lint Brush

Gaby helps her man get cleaned up in this Desperate Housewives scene. Carlos has some lint on him.
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Breith

Breith

Keith doesn't look thrilled in this Desperate Housewives dinner scene. It's courtesy of the episode "A Humiliating Business."
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Paul Young Picture

Paul Young Picture

Paul Young is back on Desperate Housewives. And the man is making his presence very much felt.
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Double Marilyns

Double Marilyns

Two Marilyn Monroes?!? What a major Halloween party faux pas we witness here.
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Halloween Party Pic

Halloween Party Pic

Brian Austin Green breaks out his intimidating look in this scene from Desperate Housewives. He plays Bree's lover and handyman, Keith.
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Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.

Mike

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you