The Scavo household

The Scavo household

Things are awkward in the Scavo Household. That's because Lynette knows Tom has a history with Renee.
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Bree and Her Men

Bree and Her Men

Bree, Orson and Keith? This scene is awkward just to look at, isn't it?
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Hot Housemates

Hot Housemates

Bree clinks glasses with Keith in this scene from the 1/2/11 episode of Desperate Housewives. They're roommates now.
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Bree, Keith and Orson

Bree, Keith and Orson

This can't be comfortable for anyone involved. It's a shot of Bree, Keith... and Orson!
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Wisteria Lane Riot

Wisteria Lane Riot

Things turn ugly on the midseason finale of Desperate Housewives. Gaby is seen here, trying to save her daughter.
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In the Middle of Chaos

In the Middle of Chaos

You can make out Lynette in the center of this chaotic scene. It's courtesy of the 12/12/10 episode of Desperate Housewives.
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Total Riot

Total Riot

A protest turns into a riot on the 12/12/10 episode of Desperate Housewives. Susan gets trapped in the middle.
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Worried Gaby

Worried Gaby

Gaby looks mighty worried in this photo, doesn't she? It's a scene from "Pleasant Little Kingdom."
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John Schneider on Desperate Housewives

John Schneider on Desperate Housewives

John Schneider is seen here on the episode "Down the Block There's a Riot." It's the 12/12/10 episode of Desperate Housewives.
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Bree on the Lane

Bree on the Lane

Bree has a lot to react to on "Down the Block There's a Riot." It's the final episode of 2010.
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Cynthia Waltros on Desperate Housewives

Cynthia Waltros on Desperate Housewives

We've loved Cynthia Waltros since her time on Lost. The actress is seen here in the Desperate Housewives role of Tracy Miller.
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Bree and Keith Smooch

Bree and Keith Smooch

Awww, look at Keith and Bree in this photo. Aren't these two just adorable?
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Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.

Mike

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you