Julie and Austin Picture

Julie and Austin Picture

Julie gets help from Edie's nephew, Austin, when she loses power at her house. Hot.
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Bree Marries Orson

Bree Marries Orson

Despite her friends' advice, Bree goes forward and marries Orson.
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Mike's in a Coma

Mike's in a Coma

Susan lays next to Mike, who six months later is still in a coma after Orson ran him over.
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Moving Out, In

Moving Out, In

Gabrielle moves out for a bit on the episode "The Chase" because she's never had chicken pox and her daughter comes down with a case of it.
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Andrew Van de Kamp Picture

Andrew Van de Kamp Picture

A picture of Andrew Van de Kamp, Bree's son on Desperate Housewives.
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Mary Alice Picture

Mary Alice Picture

A picture of Mary Alice Young, the narrator and deceased housewife on Desperate Housewives.
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Susan's Trailer

Susan's Trailer

Susan moves into a trailer after Edie burns down her house.
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Tom is Caught

Tom is Caught

Tom gets caught with another woman in Atlantic City and returns home to find Lynette and the kids gone.
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I Know Things Now Picture

I Know Things Now Picture

When Edie learns that Susan was the other woman, there's problems for everyone.
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Lynette Gets Tom Fired

Lynette Gets Tom Fired

When Lynette sends dirty instant messages on behalf on Ed, someone has to get fired and it ends up being Tom.
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Gaby, Carlos and Lily

Gaby, Carlos and Lily

Gaby and Carlos win temporary custody of their adopted baby girl, Lily.
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Felicia Tillman Returns

Felicia Tillman Returns

Felicia Tillman returns to Wisteria Lane to publicly accuse Paul of killing her sister.
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Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.

Mike

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you