Julie and Austin Picture

Julie and Austin Picture

Julie gets help from Edie's nephew, Austin, when she loses power at her house. Hot.
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Bree Marries Orson

Bree Marries Orson

Despite her friends' advice, Bree goes forward and marries Orson.
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Mike's in a Coma

Mike's in a Coma

Susan lays next to Mike, who six months later is still in a coma after Orson ran him over.
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Moving Out, In

Moving Out, In

Gabrielle moves out for a bit on the episode "The Chase" because she's never had chicken pox and her daughter comes down with a case of it.
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Andrew Van de Kamp Picture

Andrew Van de Kamp Picture

A picture of Andrew Van de Kamp, Bree's son on Desperate Housewives.
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Mary Alice Picture

Mary Alice Picture

A picture of Mary Alice Young, the narrator and deceased housewife on Desperate Housewives.
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Susan's Trailer

Susan's Trailer

Susan moves into a trailer after Edie burns down her house.
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Tom is Caught

Tom is Caught

Tom gets caught with another woman in Atlantic City and returns home to find Lynette and the kids gone.
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I Know Things Now Picture

I Know Things Now Picture

When Edie learns that Susan was the other woman, there's problems for everyone.
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Lynette Gets Tom Fired

Lynette Gets Tom Fired

When Lynette sends dirty instant messages on behalf on Ed, someone has to get fired and it ends up being Tom.
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Gaby, Carlos and Lily

Gaby, Carlos and Lily

Gaby and Carlos win temporary custody of their adopted baby girl, Lily.
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Felicia Tillman Returns

Felicia Tillman Returns

Felicia Tillman returns to Wisteria Lane to publicly accuse Paul of killing her sister.
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Desperate Housewives Quotes

She's good!

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Susan: (tense) Why were you two talking about condoms?
Julie: Why were you eavesdropping?
Susan: Don't change the subject. Are you two having sex? Because I thought I raised you to be smarter than that. (more tense): Don't you realize that sex is not fun and games? It's dangerous!! Every time you turn around there's a new disease! Do you want it to burn when you pee?
Julie: Mom.
Susan: Sex kills!
Julie: MOM!!!
Susan: WHAT?!!
Julie: I'm not having sex.
Susan: Really?
Julie: Really.
Susan: (Relieved) Oh, thank god.
(They hug)
Susan: If you're not having sex, why were you talking about condoms?