Grand Opening

Grand Opening

With the grand opening of the Scavo's pizza place, will Lynette and Tom stop fighting?
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Gaby and Boyfriend

Gaby and Boyfriend

Zach bribes Gaby's new boyfriend to dump her in "I Remember That."
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Alma Rapes Orson

Alma Rapes Orson

Orson's ex-wife rapes him and Bree finds out on Desperate Housewives.
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Alma, Desperate Housewives

Alma, Desperate Housewives

Orson's ex-wife, Alma, ends up moving onto Wisteria lane in the Applewhites' old place.
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Bree's Dinner Party

Bree's Dinner Party

Bree hosts a dinner party and introduces everyone to Orson's ex-wife, Alma.
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Creepy Santa Claus

Creepy Santa Claus

Suspected pedophile Ari shows up to a block party dressed as Santa Claus.
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Gabrielle Coaching

Gabrielle Coaching

Gabrielle decides to start coaching young girls for a beauty pageant.
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Detective Ridley

Detective Ridley

Detective Ridley (Ernie Hudson) is eager to search Mike's apartment for clues about the mruder of Monique.
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Crazy Carolyn

Crazy Carolyn

Crazy Carolyn ends up holding Lynette and other hostage when she robs a supermarket.
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Angry Lynette

Angry Lynette

Lynette gets angry with Tom after he kisses his ex-girlfriend slash baby momma, Nora.
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Bree and Danielle

Bree and Danielle

After Bree makes Danielle leave her teacher, Mr. Falati, she attempts suicide.
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Mike and Edie!?

Mike and Edie!?

Mike wakes up from his coma with no memory and evil Edie convinces him she was his girlfriend. Nice.
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Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.

Mike

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you