Grand Opening

Grand Opening

With the grand opening of the Scavo's pizza place, will Lynette and Tom stop fighting?
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Gaby and Boyfriend

Gaby and Boyfriend

Zach bribes Gaby's new boyfriend to dump her in "I Remember That."
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Alma Rapes Orson

Alma Rapes Orson

Orson's ex-wife rapes him and Bree finds out on Desperate Housewives.
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Alma, Desperate Housewives

Alma, Desperate Housewives

Orson's ex-wife, Alma, ends up moving onto Wisteria lane in the Applewhites' old place.
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Bree's Dinner Party

Bree's Dinner Party

Bree hosts a dinner party and introduces everyone to Orson's ex-wife, Alma.
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Creepy Santa Claus

Creepy Santa Claus

Suspected pedophile Ari shows up to a block party dressed as Santa Claus.
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Gabrielle Coaching

Gabrielle Coaching

Gabrielle decides to start coaching young girls for a beauty pageant.
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Detective Ridley

Detective Ridley

Detective Ridley (Ernie Hudson) is eager to search Mike's apartment for clues about the mruder of Monique.
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Crazy Carolyn

Crazy Carolyn

Crazy Carolyn ends up holding Lynette and other hostage when she robs a supermarket.
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Angry Lynette

Angry Lynette

Lynette gets angry with Tom after he kisses his ex-girlfriend slash baby momma, Nora.
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Bree and Danielle

Bree and Danielle

After Bree makes Danielle leave her teacher, Mr. Falati, she attempts suicide.
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Mike and Edie!?

Mike and Edie!?

Mike wakes up from his coma with no memory and evil Edie convinces him she was his girlfriend. Nice.
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Desperate Housewives Quotes

She's good!

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Susan: (tense) Why were you two talking about condoms?
Julie: Why were you eavesdropping?
Susan: Don't change the subject. Are you two having sex? Because I thought I raised you to be smarter than that. (more tense): Don't you realize that sex is not fun and games? It's dangerous!! Every time you turn around there's a new disease! Do you want it to burn when you pee?
Julie: Mom.
Susan: Sex kills!
Julie: MOM!!!
Susan: WHAT?!!
Julie: I'm not having sex.
Susan: Really?
Julie: Really.
Susan: (Relieved) Oh, thank god.
(They hug)
Susan: If you're not having sex, why were you talking about condoms?