Larry: My name is Todd, and I'm an incest survivor. Group: Hello. Larry: I had sex with my uncle when I was 12. He lived in Great Neck, he was a doctor. An osteopath, I dont even know what they do, but I know they're doctors. Something to do with muscles I think, neither here nor there.
Larry: "Bald asshole?" That's a hate crime. We consider ourselves to be a group. Police Officer: I'm bald and I'm not offended. Larry: With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald. You've chosen to shave your hair and that's a look you're cultivating in order to look fashionable, but we don't really consider you part of the bald community... with all due respect