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Patton Oswalt on Two and a Half Men
Tension is high here on Two and a Half Men, as Patton Oswalt guest stars as Walden's ex-business partner.

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since jake grew up and charlie's gone, the show is just not the same. don't watch anymore, sorry.

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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 Quotes

Alan: Seriously, if you don't believe me, throw me a couple of mil, and get ready for a tongue bath
Walden: I doubt that will be necessary.
Alan: I am not just talking metaphorically; I will lick you from head to toe.

Alan: What are you doing?
Walden: Playing a racing game.
Alan: That's funny, after my divorce, I played World of War Craft for a while, hoping to meet girls.
Walden: Did you meet any?
Alan: Let just say, if you are lonely and drunk enough, everyone is a girl.

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