(Homer walks by the Cookie Colossus store in the mall.) Saleswoman: Aloha! Homer: Well, aloha! Saleswoman: Would you like a free sample? (Offers Homer some cookies on a tray.) Homer: The price is right. (Eats a cookie.) Mmm! Ooh! "Macamademia" nuts.
(Lisa pleads her case to keep Santa's Little Helper.) Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart. Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something you love, is to throw it away? Homer: (Sniffling) Oh, Lisa. If they're ever going to pull the plug on me, I want you in my corner, honey. (Hugs Lisa)