Sirtis: Stewie, I'm not really much of a fast food eater. Stewie: Yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I'm thinking right now? I'm thinkin' "shut up and get a salad". Spiner: I want some McNuggets. Stewie: We'll get to you, Brent!
Drive-Thru Teller: Yes, welcome to McDonald's. Can I help you? Stewie: Oh, hailing frequencies open, huh? [chuckles] Uh, yeah. We're gonna get 2 McChicken Sandwiches and a Diet Coke and... What do you want, Michael? Dorn: A McDLT. Stewie: No. I already told you, they don't make those anymore. Dorn: You know, sometimes it's a regional thing. You could ask. Stewie: No McDonald's anywhere makes a McDLT anymore! Frakes: I'd love a Shamrock Shake if they got any of those. Stewie: It's September, Jonathan! Burton: [w/visor on] Stewie, can I take this ****ing headband off? Stewie: No, LeVar. You're blind. That's the only way you can see.