Jake Tucker: What's your problem? Peter: Papa Tom's being a jerk. Jake Tucker: At least he talks to you. He hasn't paid attention to me in weeks! Peter: Well, all in all, I think you should be grateful. I heard the Kennedys had a kid like you once, and they had it put to sleep.
Announcer: And now back to "Round Table" with Al Michaels, Harold Ramis, Ray Romano, and Kermit the Frog. Kermit: These Zoning Laws are infringing on the rights of... Harold Ramis: Uh, if I might interrupt for a minute, I'd like to point out... Al Michaels: You've had your time, let someone else speak. Harold Ramis: I haven't said a word, it was that guy (points to Ray Romano). Ray Romano: Don't look at me! I can't get a word in edgewise. Kermit the Frog: Well then who the hell's been talking this whole time (they all begin to argue)?