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Louie Watches Himself
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Louie watches his former standup routine on Louis. "Ikea; Piano Lesson" is the seventh episode of the show's third season.

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Louie Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

It's a rug! It's fine! That's the level of passion a rug warrants. It's a rug. It doesn't solve all my problems. But it doesn't make me angry. It's a rug. It doesn't smell bad. It's flat. It's blue. It goes on the floor. It's not coated with AIDS. And it's not a portal to a nether place. It doesn't make me cum, but it's fine.

Louie

If you go with me, I promise to give you a blowjob...I'm not asking for charity from you. I don't need your help. I'm just saying if you offer it, I'll suck your... dick.

Dolores
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