Peter: Brian, can I see that paper for a sec? [Brian hands him the paper] Huh, that's odd. I thought that would be big news. Brian: You thought what would be big news? Peter: Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety. Brian: What are you talking about? Peter: Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard... Brian: Heard what? Stewie: Brian, don't! [Peter puts the record on and starts dancing and singing]
Peter: You seem like a nice guy. Why don'tcha come over to my house for dinner tonight? Jesus: Okay. But I don't get off 'til 7:00. Peter: Great! We'll have a blast. After we eat, we can watch that YouTube footage of Marlee Matlin callin' Moviefone. [cut to said clip] Moviefone: Please say the name of the movie you'd like to see now. Matlin: The Last Mimzy. Moviefone: I'm sorry. I didn't catch that. Please say the name of the movie you'd like to see now. Matlin: [impatiently] The Last Mimzy. Moviefone: You have selected 300. If this is the movie you'd like to see, say yes now. Matlin: No! Moviefone: You have confirmed 300.