Elliot carries around her cell phone with J.D. on speaker phone so he can still do the narration even in my absence during the episode called, "My Absence." Get it?
Elliot: J.D. was sitting in that exact chair when we had our third kiss Kelso: Oh that is very romantic, I will try not to drill any more farts into it
Elliot: Dr. Kelso, you do realize you don't work here anymore Kelso: Look, her husband was an old friend of mine, plus I have forgotten more medicine than you two will ever know. [to Denise] I don't know you but I assume I have you beat because you're blond and rolling with ms reeks of beer Elliot: It's my hair, okay? Denise: And watch the lip, grandpa, because you wouldn't be the first old man I beat up Kelso: I like her, she has girl balls