A picture of Dennis and Dee attempting to apply for welfare by claiming Dennis is a drug addict and Dee is a retard.

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3: "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare"
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.

Dennis

Frank: Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management.
Charlie: That's why I did it.
Mac: That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get?
Frank: You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.
Sweet Dee: How come Charlie...? It's not fair...
Dennis: Why would you do this to us, dad?
Frank: Because you're crackheads, children.