Charlie [in a wheelchair and army vet attire]: This costume, the chicks is gonna go crazy all over it. Frank: Maybe you should let me do all the talking. Charlie: No, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. So watch and learn. Stripper: Awww, look at you sweetie, what happened? Charlie: Viet-goddamn-nam, that's what happened! Go get me a beer, bitch!