Charlie [in a wheelchair and army vet attire]: This costume, the chicks is gonna go crazy all over it. Frank: Maybe you should let me do all the talking. Charlie: No, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. So watch and learn. Stripper: Awww, look at you sweetie, what happened? Charlie: Viet-goddamn-nam, that's what happened! Go get me a beer, bitch!
Dennis: Dee, you scared the shit out of me. What are you doing? Sweet Dee: Same thing you're doing. I'm not letting dad give all this shit to poor people. Dennis: Alright, hey I got here first though. I'm taking the plasma TV and I'm taking the fish tank. Sweet Dee: How come you get to pick and choose? Dennis: It's not that I get to pick and choose, it's that I'm a man and I'm strong. I can carry heavy things. You're a woman, you're weak and... you can't. Sweet Dee: You're a woman and you're weak. Dennis: That doesn't make any sense. Sweet Dee: You don't make any sense