Back Together - NCIS

Back Together - NCIS

The team searches the world for Director Vance after his kidnapping on the season premiere of NCIS. "Destiny's Child" is the first episode of the show's 16th season.
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An Escapted Petty Officer - NCIS

An Escapted Petty Officer - NCIS

A petty officer suspected of assault escapes during a crash on the 350th episode of NCIS. "Sight Unseen" is the 20th episode of the show's 15th season.
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In The Lurch - NCIS

In The Lurch - NCIS

McGee and Torres find they're left in the lurch when their witness goes on the run on NCIS. "Family Ties" is the 13th episode of the show's 15th season.
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Moving Caskets - NCIS

Moving Caskets - NCIS

The body of a missing Navy Lieutenant is found when a cemetary moves caskets on NCIS. "Twofer" is the second episode of the show's 15th season.
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Held Hostage - NCIS

Held Hostage - NCIS

Gibbs and McGee are held hostage in the jungles of Paraguay on NCIS. "House Divided" is the first episode of the show's 15th season.
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Preparing For His Wedding - NCIS

Preparing For His Wedding - NCIS

McGee prepares for his upcoming wedding to Delilah on NCIS. "Something Blue" is the 23rd episode of the show's 14th season.
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Who Broke In? - NCIS

Who Broke In? - NCIS

McGee tries to figure out who broke in to his apartment on NCIS. "What Lies Above" is the 17th episode of the show's 14th season.
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The New Team - NCIS

The New Team - NCIS

The new team members figure out where they stand on NCIS. "Being Bad" is the second episode of the show's 14th season.
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A Car Explosion - NCIS

A Car Explosion - NCIS

The team investigates a car explosion on the season premiere of NCIS. "Rogue" is the first episode of the show's 14th season.
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Dinner With Delilah - NCIS

Dinner With Delilah - NCIS

McGee and Delilah discuss whether it's okay to discuss work over dinner on NCIS. "After Hours" is the 17th episode of the show's 13th season.
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Finding the Girl - NCIS

Finding the Girl - NCIS

The team must find the Secretary of the Navy's daughter after she is kidnapped on NCIS. "React" is the 15th episode of the show's 13th season.
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An Unorthodox Investigation - NCIS

An Unorthodox Investigation - NCIS

The team conducts an unorthodox investigation when their suspects are trapped in a decompression chamber on NCIS. "Decompressed" is the 14th episode of the show's 13th season.
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott