Claire introduces Phil to their hot new neighbor, Desiree, while out for a family bike ride. Phil definitely finds her attractive.
Phil and Claire are quite shocked to hear that Claire's brother, Mitchell, has adopted a baby girl from Vietnam with his partner, Cameron.
Ty Burrel stars as Phil, the goofy dad trying so hard to be cool on ABC's Modern Family. Why the face?

Modern Family Quotes

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Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said