Bad Coach!

Bad Coach!

Phil and Jay both had issues with their kids' basketball coach on "Benched." Then, they had issues with each other.
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Phil and an Ex

Phil and an Ex

Hey, live Phil alone, Judy Greer! He's happily married to a gorgeous woman.
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Former Phil Flame

Former Phil Flame

A former flame comes back into Phil's life on the episode "Truth Be Told." She's played by Judy Greer.
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A Dinner Date

A Dinner Date

Phil and Claire do dinner on the Valentine's Day episode of Modern Family. They also do some role play.
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Assisting Claire

Assisting Claire

Unsure how to teach your wife how to use technology? Sing her a children's song... right, Phil?
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Unhappy Phil

Unhappy Phil

Not that we blame him, but Phil looks a little unhappy when he can't deal with the pain of his kidney stones.
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Phil in Pain

Phil in Pain

Phil becomes an incessant complainer when he begins to suffer from kidney stones. He keeps the whole family up.
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Firemen Rescue Phil

Firemen Rescue Phil

When Phil keeps complaining about his kidney stones, Claire calls the firemen to come and rescue her whiny husband.
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The Dunphys

The Dunphys

Phil Dunphy is the luckiest dad on television. His wife, Claire, is downright gorgeous.
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Phil Looks Surprised

Phil Looks Surprised

Phil looks downright shocked when he opens the door to find Izzy LaFontaine (Edward Norton) of Spandau Ballet, a band and star he's never heard of outside his door.
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Phil and Luke Sell

Phil and Luke Sell

Father and son real estate agents, Phil and Luke work an open house together. Well technically Luke is a kid and not licensed, but you get the idea.
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Phil Mediates

Phil Mediates

Phil mediates between Claire and Gloria when the two are fighting. Phil thinks he's Dr. Phil with hair. We don't, but we love this moron.
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Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me