A Dinner Date

A Dinner Date

Phil and Claire do dinner on the Valentine's Day episode of Modern Family. They also do some role play.
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Assisting Claire

Assisting Claire

Unsure how to teach your wife how to use technology? Sing her a children's song... right, Phil?
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Unhappy Phil

Unhappy Phil

Not that we blame him, but Phil looks a little unhappy when he can't deal with the pain of his kidney stones.
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Phil in Pain

Phil in Pain

Phil becomes an incessant complainer when he begins to suffer from kidney stones. He keeps the whole family up.
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Firemen Rescue Phil

Firemen Rescue Phil

When Phil keeps complaining about his kidney stones, Claire calls the firemen to come and rescue her whiny husband.
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The Dunphys

The Dunphys

Phil Dunphy is the luckiest dad on television. His wife, Claire, is downright gorgeous.
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Phil Looks Surprised

Phil Looks Surprised

Phil looks downright shocked when he opens the door to find Izzy LaFontaine (Edward Norton) of Spandau Ballet, a band and star he's never heard of outside his door.
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Phil and Luke Sell

Phil and Luke Sell

Father and son real estate agents, Phil and Luke work an open house together. Well technically Luke is a kid and not licensed, but you get the idea.
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Phil Mediates

Phil Mediates

Phil mediates between Claire and Gloria when the two are fighting. Phil thinks he's Dr. Phil with hair. We don't, but we love this moron.
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As Phil

As Phil

Ty Burrell plays Phil on Modern Family. The character, and the show, is hilarious.
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Phil Lies to Claire

Phil Lies to Claire

Phil is busy lying to Claire to cover up for yet another one of his stupid antics as cool dad where he tries to teach Luke a lesson by stealing his bike.
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Claire and Phil Meet Desiree

Claire and Phil Meet Desiree

Claire introduces Phil to their hot new neighbor, Desiree, while out for a family bike ride. Phil definitely finds her attractive.
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Modern Family Quotes

But if you're always telling yourself how lucky you are, it's probably because you're afraid to ask yourself how happy you are. Right?

Dylan

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me