Reimagining The Bible - Family Guy

Reimagining The Bible - Family Guy

The Griffins reimagine different Bible stories when they're cooped up during a storm on Family Guy.
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After the Accident - Family Guy

After the Accident - Family Guy

When rocking out to the music of Van Halen gets him into a car accident, Peter ends up in a coma on Family Guy.
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Work From Home - Family Guy

Work From Home - Family Guy

Peter's nonstop swearing becomes a problem at work and his boss tells him he must work from home on Family Guy.
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Racial Justice - Family Guy

Racial Justice - Family Guy

Peter inadvertently becomes the face of racial justice on Family Guy. "The Movement" is the 14th episode of the show's 18th season.
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Building Tunnels  - Family Guy

Building Tunnels - Family Guy

Peter and his friends builds a tunnel in order to escape from being grounded by Lois on Family Guy "Undergrounded."
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Pixie Cut - Family Guy

Pixie Cut - Family Guy

Peter gets upset and tries to embarrass Lois after she gets a pixie cut after he tells her not to on Family Guy.
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Peter Gets Arrested - Family Guy

Peter Gets Arrested - Family Guy

Peter gets arrested to avoid Thanksgiving on Family Guy. "Shanksgiving" is the eighth episode of the 18th season.
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Peter and Lois' Anniversary  - Family Guy

Peter and Lois' Anniversary - Family Guy

The Griffins recount their own versions of three well-known love stories in celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary on Family Guy.
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A Cat Cafe - Family Guy

A Cat Cafe - Family Guy

Everyone visits when Quagmire decides to open a cat cafe on Family Guy but Brian wants to shut it down.
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Losing His Job - Family Guy

Losing His Job - Family Guy

Peter worries he's about to lose his job on Family Guy. "Yacht Rocky" is the first episode of the show's 18th season.
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Internet Famous

Internet Famous

When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating on Family Guy
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Diet and Exercise - Family Guy

Diet and Exercise - Family Guy

After a work mishap, Peter and the guys Peter decide to take their health more seriously on Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)