Moe Falls for a Princess - The Simpsons

Moe Falls for a Princess - The Simpsons

Moe falls for a princess whose father is working with Mr. Burns on The Simpsons. "The Princess Guide" is the 15th episode of the show's 26th season.
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Big Winners

Big Winners

Things go wrong after the boys at the bar win the lottery on The Simpsons. "The Saga of Car; Dangers on a Train" is the finale of the show's 24th season.
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Moe's Whiskey

Moe's Whiskey

What will happen to Moe's bar when a venture capitalist takes an interest in his homemade whiskey on The Simpsons. "Whiskey Business" is the 19th episode of the show's 24th season.
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Bar Rag Appearance

Bar Rag Appearance

Moe congregates here with Marge, Homer and Bar Rag. The latter is voiced by Jeremy Irons.
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Moe Szyslak Picture

Moe Szyslak Picture

A picture of Moe Szyslak, the bartender and owner of Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. Moe is also one of Homer's least loyal friends.
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Moe Seduces Marge

Moe Seduces Marge

When Marge thinks that Homer is dead, like any good friend, Moe uses his blood to attempt to seduce his recently widowed wife. Oh that Moe.
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The Simpsons Quotes

(During the opening credits, Mr. Burns acts as the Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt.)
Mr. Burns: Hello, boils and ghouls. I am the crypt-keeper, or should I say master of scary-i-monies? (Laughs)
(Smithers interrupts Mr. Burn's opening speech.)
Smithers: (Laughs) Priceless sir, you made the word ceremonies frightening.
Mr. Burns: I know what I did. Urghh.

Mr. Burns: (reading Homer's letter) "Dear Mr. Burns. I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood, and your card was just great." Why Simpson, you've made my day, you're a true gentlemen.
Homer: Well I-
Mr. Burns: Hello, there's more. (continues reading) "In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink! You are a senile bucktoothed old mummy with bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant's butt!"