Barney: Barney Stinson is back on the market. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your MILSWANCA's. Marshall: MILSWANCA's? Ted: Oh wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd Like to Sleep With and Never Call Again Barney: Correct, circle gets a square
Lily: Wow. A genuine Scherbatsky sighting out in nature. At this point, that's like seeing Sasquatch. Marshall: No, Sasquatch is a warm and affectionate creature. At this point Robin's more like the yeti. Cold and aloof.