Not that we blame him, but Phil looks a little unhappy when he can't deal with the pain of his kidney stones.
Phil becomes an incessant complainer when he begins to suffer from kidney stones. He keeps the whole family up.
Dylan rocks out for the family as Haley looks on and swoons over her much older and slightly talented boyfriend.
Sarah Hyland stars as Haley on ABC's Modern Family. Haley is the eldest daughter of Phil and Claire.

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.


Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said