Not that we blame him, but Phil looks a little unhappy when he can't deal with the pain of his kidney stones.
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Phil becomes an incessant complainer when he begins to suffer from kidney stones. He keeps the whole family up.
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Dylan rocks out for the family as Haley looks on and swoons over her much older and slightly talented boyfriend.
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Sarah Hyland stars as Haley on ABC's Modern Family. Haley is the eldest daughter of Phil and Claire.
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Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said