Quagmire Has a Daughter - Family Guy

Quagmire Has a Daughter - Family Guy

Quagmire chaperone's the prom only to discovers he has a daughter he never knew he had on Family Guy.
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Diet and Exercise - Family Guy

Diet and Exercise - Family Guy

After a work mishap, Peter and the guys Peter decide to take their health more seriously on Family Guy.
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Living Without It - Family Guy

Living Without It - Family Guy

Quagmire's most treasured body part is cut off and he must figure out how to go one with it on Family Guy.
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The Dating App - Family Guy

The Dating App - Family Guy

Quagmire discovers a dating app and must be saved from himself on Family Guy.
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Who Needs Autopilot? - Family Guy

Who Needs Autopilot? - Family Guy

On a flight to San Francisco, the guys begin to worry about Quagmire's skills as a pilot on Family Guy.
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Quagmire's New Gig - Family Guy

Quagmire's New Gig - Family Guy

Quagmire must find a new line of work when airline pilots go on strike on Family Guy.
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Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Chris becomes Quagmire's assistant on the season premiere of Family Guy. "The Boys in the Band" is the first episode of the show's 15th season.
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Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Peter is furious when Quagmire declares his love for Lois on Family Guy. "Hot Pocket Dial" is the seventh episode of the show's 14th season.
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Evil Soap - Family Guy

Evil Soap - Family Guy

An evil bar of soap comes to haunt Peter and his friends on Family Guy. "Peternormal Activity"is fifth episode of the season.
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Road Trip - Family Guy

Road Trip - Family Guy

Joe decides to take Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland on a road trip to Niagara Falls on Family Guy. "JOLO"
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Mom Arrives - Family Guy

Mom Arrives - Family Guy

Glenn's mom arrives to help him with his legal troubles on Family Guy. "Quagmire's Mom" is the tenth episode of the show's 13th season.
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Brian's New Career - Family Guy

Brian's New Career - Family Guy

Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path on Family Guy. "Brian the Closer" is the fourth episode of the show's 13th season.
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Family Guy Quotes

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley