Cartman tries to change the outcome of the election on the season finale of South Park. "Obama Wins!" is the 14th episode of the show's 16th season.
Cartman installs a new home security system on South Park. "Insecurity" is the tenth episode of the show's 16th season.
Kyle tries to show Cartman his future at the local Walmart on South Park. "Raising the Bar" is the ninth episode of the show's 16th season.
Cartman uses himself as a bait in this South Park scene. It's the show's homage to Easter.
Questions about evolution and all of mankind are posed on the South Park episode "Faith Hilling."
Would you trust this man? Cartman makes his latest business pitch here via a TV show.
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol on the upcoming South Park episode, "The Last of the Meheecans." Who better to stop Mexicans from crossing our border?
When Cartman has Asperger's Syndrome, he has his own way of dealing with the disorder. By calling it "Ass Burgers" and planting burgers in his butt of course.

South Park Quotes

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

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