Making Him Artistic - South Park

Making Him Artistic - South Park

Cartman worries that if he gets vaccinated that it will make him artistic on South Park. "Shots!!!" is the third episode of the show's 23rd season.
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Cartman Is Heartbroken - South Park

Cartman Is Heartbroken - South Park

Cartman is heartbroken when things get rocky between he and Heidi on South Park. "Doubling Down" is the seventh episode of the show's 21st season.
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On Mars - South Park

On Mars - South Park

Cartman explains what will happen on Mars on South Park. "The End of Serialization As We Know It" is the tenth episode of the show's 20th season.
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Talking To Kyle - South Park

Talking To Kyle - South Park

Cartman and Heidi decide they must talk to Kyle on South Park. "Fort Collins" is the sixth episode of the show's 20th season.
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Cartman's Vote

Cartman's Vote

Cartman tries to change the outcome of the election on the season finale of South Park. "Obama Wins!" is the 14th episode of the show's 16th season.
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Cartman Security

Cartman Security

Cartman installs a new home security system on South Park. "Insecurity" is the tenth episode of the show's 16th season.
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Cartman Sees the Future

Cartman Sees the Future

Kyle tries to show Cartman his future at the local Walmart on South Park. "Raising the Bar" is the ninth episode of the show's 16th season.
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A South Park Easter

A South Park Easter

Cartman uses himself as a bait in this South Park scene. It's the show's homage to Easter.
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Faith Hilling Scene

Faith Hilling Scene

Questions about evolution and all of mankind are posed on the South Park episode "Faith Hilling."
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Buy from Cartman!

Buy from Cartman!

Would you trust this man? Cartman makes his latest business pitch here via a TV show.
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The Last of the Meheecans Picture

The Last of the Meheecans Picture

Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol on the upcoming South Park episode, "The Last of the Meheecans." Who better to stop Mexicans from crossing our border?
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Ass Burgers Picture

Ass Burgers Picture

When Cartman has Asperger's Syndrome, he has his own way of dealing with the disorder. By calling it "Ass Burgers" and planting burgers in his butt of course.
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South Park Quotes

Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at least want to look pretty the next time you f**k me.

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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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