Cartman tries to change the outcome of the election on the season finale of South Park. "Obama Wins!" is the 14th episode of the show's 16th season.
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Cartman installs a new home security system on South Park. "Insecurity" is the tenth episode of the show's 16th season.
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Kyle tries to show Cartman his future at the local Walmart on South Park. "Raising the Bar" is the ninth episode of the show's 16th season.
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Cartman uses himself as a bait in this South Park scene. It's the show's homage to Easter.
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Questions about evolution and all of mankind are posed on the South Park episode "Faith Hilling."
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Would you trust this man? Cartman makes his latest business pitch here via a TV show.
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Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol on the upcoming South Park episode, "The Last of the Meheecans." Who better to stop Mexicans from crossing our border?
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When Cartman has Asperger's Syndrome, he has his own way of dealing with the disorder. By calling it "Ass Burgers" and planting burgers in his butt of course.
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South Park Quotes

No no no, I'm telling you guys, music videos have devolved to nothing but pretty girls, wearing skintight clothes, singing about their vajayjay. Used to be chicks talking about relationships, now it's all my vajayjay this, my vajayjay that. But clearly that's what sells.

Cartman

Kyle: You can't die Mr Hankey, you can't.
Mr. Hankey: (Cough)
Kyle, before I go, there's something I must tell you. Come closer Closer
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: There is another Skywalker. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo
Mr. Hankey: (Mr Hankey appears to be alive) Wait Kyle.
Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey?
Mr. Hankey: Come closer
Kyle: What is it?
Mr. Hankey: Closer
Kyle: Yes?
Mr. Hankey: Closer! (Pause) One time, when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had my friend take a picture. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies)
Kyle: Nooo